EMAIL TITLE: NASCAR IS NOT A SPORT, REMOVE IT FROM SPORTS CENTER

EMAIL CONTENT:

Dear ESPN Sports Center

You and I are about to participate in a little session of Tough Love. I am not referring to the type of Tough Love that Japanese Businessmen request from a discreet hotel concierge. I am referring to the traditional type of Tough Love where we talk about something that you are doing wrong and I put it in your face, so that you can fix it. So… prepare for the love, here it comes:

NASCAR is not a Sport and you need to stop covering it on Sports Center. Your decision to report on NASCAR is both a very bad decision and a very dumb decision.

As I stated earlier NASCAR is not a Sport and your show is called “Sports Center.” If the show was called “Traffic Center,” “Driving in Circles Center,” “Redneck Center,” or “What is new in the world of fiberglass, non-street-legal cars Center” then it would be ok.

You are insulting the real athletes of the world when you use time to report on NASCAR that could be devoted to TO and his attitude, who Kurt Warner is preaching too now, college athletes receiving gifts from USC alumni and Kobe Bryant SCORING 81 POINTS – you hardly covered that.

So find the guy who put NASCAR on the Sport Center agenda and apologize to him for listening to his horrible idea then forgive him, but make him sit in the worst cubical in the building until his quits.

So lets get moving. Dump the NASCAR and give me more Barry Bonds, NY Yankees, NL Wild Card and Kobe Bryant. 

You should know that once NASCAR is no longer on Sports Center, you are forgiven.

Your loyal viewer, at two – threes a week unless Lost, 24, Big Brother, AFV or reruns of Law and Order are on.

(your name here)